I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
they need to just BURY HIM!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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