He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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