Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My breasts were aching with rage.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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