grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You were trust falling into bushes
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