you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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