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Duck Duck Cougar?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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