? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
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