I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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