Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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