woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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