i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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