I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
my being single is dangerous.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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