the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she smelled like a LAN party
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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