Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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