i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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