i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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