You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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