I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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