So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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