i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This is my gift to your gina
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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