i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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