"it" just moved
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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