OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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