His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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