She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I supernannyed him into submission
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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