I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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