Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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