He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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