What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize