Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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