They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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