it wasn't lemon gatorade
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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