You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize