my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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