is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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