Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think a kid would responsible me up
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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