you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
How naked do you want me to be?
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