I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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