called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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