Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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