mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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