We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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