he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Even my vagina gasped.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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