Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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