can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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