went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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