After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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