you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Who died my cat blue again?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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