So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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