there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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